Friday, August 1, 2014

SEXY SHORT SHORTS


SELENA GOMEZ JUSTIN & ORLANDO CAN KISS MY ...

While her ex and her alleged fling duke it out in Ibiza, Selena Gomez rocked the shortest of shorts Thursday while heading to a meeting in L.A.

As TMZ first reported, while Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom fought over Miranda Kerr ... there is some tangential Selena involvement. 

Our sources say Gomez -- who was once famously photographed with Bloom -- claims she never hooked up with the "Lord of the Rings" star.

Selena Gomez ... hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave.
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'Sons of Guns' ATF Investigation Over Insane Machine Gun

Federal agents had to swoop in to help the high-caliber cowboys from Discovery's "Sons of Guns" locate a shipment of weapons -- including one incredibly destructive machine gun -- that got lost in the mail.

TMZ has learned the gun shop on the show -- Red Jacket Firearms -- recently sent some of their custom machine guns from Baton Rouge to Las Vegas for an event. One of the guns is nicknamed "Master Blaster" for good reason -- it combines a Saiga 12 gauge shotgun with a MAC-11 sub-machine gun!

Sources connected to RJF tell us some of the guns were leased from third parties, and when RJF's shipment back to Baton Rouge got delayed ... the owner of the weapons got pissed and snitched to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. 

We're told the owner reported the guns as missing, and ATF agents sprung into action to locate the weapons -- which are legal and licensed. 

Turns out it was just a normal mail snafu -- however, we're told production on the TV show was halted until they got the all clear the guns were safe and sound.

Boys and their toys.
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'ICE ROAD TRUCKERS' STAR ARRESTED FOR DEVIL MAY HAIR CARE Shoplifting Spree

"Ice Road Truckers" star Tim Zickuhr is clearly a guy who cares about his hair ... his fetish for follicles got him arrested ... and it's only the 2nd weirdest thing he was busted for this year.

Cops tell us ... they responded to a disturbance call earlier this month at a pet hotel in San Dimas ... and found a drunken Zickuhr arguing with an employee and demanding they pony up his pooch. Turns out he doesn't even have a dog.

Cops couldn't help but notice Zickuhr had a shopping cart ... filled with Rogaine, hair straightener, shampoo, a hairbrush and an assortment of booze.  Police were understandably suspicious because the errant items were laying in the Albertson's cart -- no bag, no receipt.

Police went to the nearby grocery store, determined he stole the items and arrested him for shoplifting. Zickuhr spent 3 days in the pokey.

The arrest still doesn't compare to Tim's arrest back in April  -- allegedly involving a hooker, kidnapping and waterboarding.  Maybe let Tim tell it ...

Chris Brown Karrueche DUMPS Him

Chris Brown played the Rihanna card one too many times with Karrueche Tran ... we've learned Karrueche has not only broken up with him ... for safe measure she changed her number.

Our sources say Karrueche exploded when Chris recently  "liked" 2 fan photos on Instagram of Rihanna and him together.

But Rihanna was only a small part of Karrueche's problems with Chris.  We're told she was unhappy for a long time ... as sources put it, because "Chris acts immature, like a child."  She thinks he's ruining his life by spending more time partying than making music.

Chris' reaction to the break up has been breathtaking.  He went to St. Tropez  this week and took a very good friend of Karrueche's along for the ride.  And he made a point to be photographed with her ... making sure Karrueche would see it.

Karrueche's reaction was not jealousy.  We're told she's changed her phone number ... specifically so Chris couldn't contact her.

Boy ... it takes guts.
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ZAC EFRON & MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ MAKE OUT SESSION IN IBIZA NIGHTCLUB

Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez acted like two horny teenagers Thursday night in Ibiza ... making out in the middle of a nightclub for all to see.

Efron and M-Rod have been all over each other the last few weeks ... although Michelle was spotted Wednesday afternoon hanging out on a yacht with Justin Bieber.

Also interesting in the video ... Michelle is dancing with what appears to be a beer bottle in her hand. Later on, Zac appears to be holding the bottle.

Efron's had two rehab stints in the last year and recently told Bear Grylls his problem was that he needed a "social lubricant" to go out in public.